How to prevent aids 101....

Since homosexual monkeys started fucking around and somehow spread to the humans....AIDS have been a part of the society, a virus, a fear so omnipresent it has proliferated to every part of the world. Yes, we humans may have been so smart to using a thin layer of latex to prevent the spread of aids but ultimately it is not fool-proof and there are still people dying from it anyway. So, using my amazing internet skills(with the help of google ftw) I managed to find the one method that is guaranteed to prevent you from getting infected with the killer virus.




Taken from website,
"POPE Benedict last night claimed that placing a bible over an erect penis before intercourse is the only guaranteed way to prevent the spread of Aids."



Supposedly he says the only way to tackle the problem of aids is with 'traditional teaching of the church' and not a latex rubber sheath u put an infected penis into. Well I say either the POPE is saying the bible be used like a condom, or he doesn't know what a condom is.

Also, Dr Emma Bradford, of Reading University, said: "I guess you would have to rip out a few pages of Leviticus and then somehow fashion them into a condom-like device using lots and lots of masking tape." Lmao.

I mean, suggesting that the African aids epidemic be contained simply by reading the bible is criminally insane.

Since his inauguration in 2005 the Pope has continued the Church's strong opposition to condoms by calling for abstinence, supervised heavy petting and whacking it repeatedly with a wooden spoon until it goes all soft again.

Right, wait till HE gets an erection, I'll then double dare him to whack his own wiener with a wooden spoon till it goes soft again. 10 bucks says he'll chicken out, give an excuse, and then run off to some secret corner where he'll then proceed to jack off furiously in order not to waste the rare chance.

I mean, okay, its not like I have anything against the POPE, but yeah if according to his theory, we Buddhists and Muslims and Hindus or any other religion that doesn't involve the BIBLE, are pretty much fucked, and have to turn to trusty old rubber for salvation. Yes.